I recently gave myself a concussion, so forceful were the repeated slaps to my forehead as I read the following column by Democrat-Gazette columnist Bradley Gitz.
On the surface, it seems Gitz would be someone who bases his arguments on, oh, actual reason. He has a PhD in political science from the University of Illinois and teaches at Lyon College, which has a fairly high academic reputation among mid South private colleges. But Gitz packed his column with so much sloppy thinking, overgeneralizing and sophomoric name-calling, I shudder at the prospect of him teaching our nation’s future leaders to think.
Below are the most egregious excerpts, with my own comments following:
Football’s risky—so what?
Published Feb 18, 2013
“The best thing about this year’s Super Bowl wasn’t how exciting the game was (although it was certainly that) but that there were so few of those ridiculous flags for breathing on the quarterbacks or accidentally touching the receivers that make fans groan and smack their foreheads.Maybe Commissioner Roger Goodell sent a memo to the officials telling them to put the sissy stuff away and let the players actually play the game, for once.The powder-puff probably won’t stay put away for long though, as football at all levels is now squarely in the cross-hairs of our self-appointed pleasure police. They don’t much like football for the same reason they don’t like fast food, tobacco, fizzy soft drinks, SUVs, or guns—because the rest of us less-sensitive types in flyover country do.”
“Dedicated to a life of pestering their neighbors over their unhealthy habits and unenlightened attitudes, our hand-wringing “girly-men” have, in a moment of sudden revelation, noticed that football is violent and dangerous (imagine that!).”
“In their search for causes to support that prove their moral superiority, they have finally discovered that the idea of huge, fast men tackling each other might run counter to the concept of safety.An obvious answer to such moral preening would be to readily admit that football is dangerous, and always has been. And to agree that there might be ways to make it less so that are worth exploring, perhaps in terms of better equipment.”
“But all that doesn’t change the fact that football is (and should forever remain) a violent sport; that you can’t take the violence out without it becoming something else altogether. [I agree with Gitz here. The game will either die a slow death or ultimately evolve into something else entirely different.]“The key part, however, is that football and lots of other risky activities are voluntarily taken up by human beings because they enjoy them, and because they often get paid handsomely for doing them well.…All of which leaves us with the inescapable conclusion that some people choose (and consider themselves lucky for being able to choose) violent professions in which they are more than amply rewarded. And that when such lucky people make those choices, they generally know what they are getting into and what risks they are running, almost certainly to a better extent than football’s vocal critics do.
“So who would you rather grow up to be, Troy Aikman or the wimpy journalists who write those smug articles about football and violence in The Atlantic or Sports Illustrated? The hunch here is that the losers from our high school days—the uncoordinated dorks that the football players gave noogies to and who never got the dates with the prom queen—are now seeking their belated revenge. The guys who always got picked last when choosing players for dodgeball always seem to be the guys who later want to ban dodgeball.”
“This leaves us with a fundamental question—should we proceed to protect people from themselves, on the assumption that we know what’s in the best interest of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady better than they do?…And if we go down such a paternalistic path, how far should we go? How do we recognize when we have gone too far and how do such tendencies not end in absurd efforts to limit risk and thereby take much of the fun out of life?…So yes, football is dangerous. But so are lots of other things human beings do and like.And if football offends your dainty sensibilities, you don’t have to play it or watch it.”